At least it’s not crabs…
Girl: In a dream, I gave birth to three ants, and then I smashed them.
Boy: You have ants in your pants!
- McLennan Library
Girl: In a dream, I gave birth to three ants, and then I smashed them.
Boy: You have ants in your pants!
- McLennan Library
Girl 1: (panic stricken) Oh my God!!!!
Girl 2: (now also in a panic) What?! What?!
Girl 1: I just saw a huge centipede
Girl 2: Oh my god, did it almost crawl on me?!
-Leacock
A mother meeting her daughter on the street.
Daughter: Hey you didn’t pick up my call earlier.
Mother: Sorry, I couldn’t make it to the phone on time just like your father couldn’t make it to the toilet on time.
Daughter: What do you mean mom?
Mother: Lunch didn’t go down well. There was explosive diarrhea in the car.
Girl: Oh my god!
Bystander: That’s disgusting.
- Sherbrooke and University