Freebase Willy
Girl (lounging on sofa, gets up to leave): Gotta go meet Flipper down by the docks, he’s bringing me a shipment of cocaine.
- Solin Hall
Girl (lounging on sofa, gets up to leave): Gotta go meet Flipper down by the docks, he’s bringing me a shipment of cocaine.
- Solin Hall
Female sexual predator: I have a cookie jar in my pants and the lid is always open!
- Solin Hall
Roommates talking about the high price of the Laval transit system
Blond 1: Why do you think it costs more, is because its bigger?
Blond 2: The bus pass?
- Solin
(casually during a wine and cheese dinner…)
Girl 1: Can someone help me open this thing!
Girl 2: Oh My God No! dont do it like that, you have to hold it between your legs hard and screw it!
Girl 1: Wow it works really well!
—Solin Hall
Girl 1: Yeah, he is really cute but he lives in Solin and thats far.
Girl 2: Yeah totally. Long distance relationships are way too hard.
—New Rez Caf
Girl -”You really hate him dont you?”
Guy -”Not at all, hes just one of those people it’s fun to make fun of. It’s like seeing a little kid on the street and just deciding, “I’m going to trip him.” It serves no real purpose, but it would be fun anyways.”
–Solin
Girl 1: We’re going upstairs for Roshanah Dinner tonight
Girl 2: Sounds great, but I don’t believe I’ve met Ross and Shaunna. Do they live on the 6th floor?
—Solin
Girl: “Black is thinning…”
Guy: “Not on fat people.”