Ditsy girl: Yeah, there are so many terms I was unaware of, like I didn’t even know what love handles were until this year.
Ditsy girl’s friend: You mean until you got them?
- Douglas Cafeteria
(4.17 out of 5)
Loading ...Guy: I walked in and they were having sex. But I just stood there making gross noises. Hopefully I can just drink this one off.
- Douglas Hall
(3.84 out of 5) Loading ...Guy 1: Man I really want to learn how to ride horses
Guy 2: Oh ya you should talk to Sarah. She jumps horses and stuff.
Guy 1: With what?
Guy 2: What do you mean, ‘with what’?
Guy 1: I mean with like motorcycles or cars or what?
Guy 2: What the fuck?
Guy 1: Man, like how does she clear the horses? Does she jump over them with a motorcycle or what?
- Douglas Hall
(4.55 out of 5) Loading ...Guy 1: So you never the word “like” now?
Guy 2: I use it in similies, or, like….
*pause*
Guy 2 makes the motion of shooting himself in the head.
—Douglas
(3.79 out of 5) Loading ...Guy: “Under this scared white boy facade, I’m really a strong black woman!”
—Douglas
(4.32 out of 5) Loading ...Guy: Ive chewed on it, put it in my mouth, sucked it, and scratched myself with it. Do you still wanna play with it?
—Douglas
(3.9 out of 5) Loading ...Guy 1: Hey, do you guys know why there are three Starbursts on top of the toilet?
Guy 2: Oh, those are mine!
—Douglas
(3.53 out of 5) Loading ...Guy: “Eggs are just chicken menstruation”
Tired Guy: “Best menstruation I’ve ever had!”
—Douglas
(4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: Boys are so obsessed with cars, like if you put a toy car in front of a little boy he would start playing with it in 30 seconds
Boy: 30 seconds? I would start playing with it right away..
Girl: Yeah…well I’m including special ed kids
—Douglas
(4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Girl 1: Oh, I loved it so much, it looked like an Igloo Person!
Girl 2: …an Eskimo?
—Douglas
(3.22 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: I used to dress really “New York”, but I stopped because I started waking up hung-over all the time: less time to pick out outfits.
—Douglas Hall Pre-drink
(3.45 out of 5) Loading ...“Why the FUCK would you ever date a deaf guy?”
—Douglas
(4.05 out of 5) Loading ...(moans and groans behind locked room door, a line of guys are waiting outside to deliver high-fives)
(Door opens)
Guy leaving room: “What, we were on msn!”
—Douglas Hall
(3.95 out of 5) Loading ...Concerned Friend: You should take it easy drinking.
Drunk Girl: I am easy!!!
—-Douglas
(4.55 out of 5) Loading ...Girl 1: What’s your bio conference topic?
Guy: I’m doing inbreeding!
Girl 2: What’s that?
Girl 2 flashes girl 1 a bewildered stare.
Girl 2: Sex?
Girl 1: Incest…
Girl 2(disgusted): with animals?!
—Douglas Caf
(4.46 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: You’ll always be my VP External!
(Handsome) Boy: Thanks baby, I can be your VP Internal if you want me to be 
Girl: EWW!
- Douglas
(4.47 out of 5) Loading ...Ignorant science student: “So, what do, like, ARTS professors do?”
—Doug caf
(3.29 out of 5) Loading ...—Douglas Hall Caf
(2.22 out of 5) Loading ...First Time Stoner Girl: Touch my hand!
Passing Guy: …uh…ok?
First Time Stoner Girl:: It’s….it’s…it’s evaporating! I swear!
–Douglas Hall
(3.61 out of 5) Loading ...“If I was pregnant, he would have fucked my babies” -
Douglas Hall
(2.68 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: Yeah I love my roommate, she’s–
Guy: Yeah–
Girl: great, but, I need my space. Like, stop doing coke off my desk…
On University Ave, toward Upper Rez
(4.45 out of 5) Loading ...Guy: Yeah, water’s pretty much my favorite molecule.
- Douglas Hall common room
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