Girl: Are you doing 4/20?
Guy: No, I’m not taking any 400 level classes.
- Cybertheque

Girl (lounging on sofa, gets up to leave): Gotta go meet Flipper down by the docks, he’s bringing me a shipment of cocaine.
- Solin Hall

Girl: I bet you everyone in here is so stoned.
Boy: why?
Girl: because its 4/20
Boy (looking at his watch confused): ..but its 9:30…
- walking into Frites-Alors

Girl: Oh my god, I can’t believe how much gum you chew! Is that actually six packs of Orbit in your bag?
Guy: You see, gum for me is like…(pauses to think)…marijuana for you.
Girl: Ohhhhhh

-McLennon Library late at night

Prof plays “Brain Damage”
Prof: ok how many of you recognize this song?
Some people raise their hands
Prof: Well what about the rest of you? Didn’t you ever smoke pot?!
- Cognition

Guy (presumably): Why are you playing trance at fucking Second Cup? Fucking play some music that doesn’t make me want to drop a bunch of acid and lick the wall in the back corner of Stereos
- AUS lounge

Two guys BLAZED out of their minds are playing the Nintendo wii, complaining about the lack of downloadable games
GUY #1: Fuck man, Why can’t we just download it?
GUY #2: Because they’re fucking technocrats.
GUY #1: It’s not fair, we’re living in a technocracy!

Guy on megaphone (as McGill security guards show up): Okay everyone, McGill security is here, so, ummm, just hide your weed (groans from students) it’s okay guys, we’ll smoke it when they leave!

—Lower Field, on 420

Little Boy: All those teenagers are having so much fun! They must really love celebrating Earth Day!
His Dad: Oh, that’s not what they are celebrating…

—On the Lower Field during 4:20

Girl 1: I mean, I’m trying to convince my parents that I don’t have a coke problem and I lost a grand!
[seconds pass]
Girl 1: Wow, that’s going on Overheard for sure…

—Redpath

Guy: Mondays are way more fun when you’re high all day.

—New Rez

Girl 1:And my boyfriend told me what a bad person I was, and I was like, ‘don’t say that to me, you’re hurting my feelings.’ Then I did drugs and cried all day
Girl 2: Wow, well we should really study today
Girl 1: Yeah, lets stay really late, like till 10.
Girl 2: (totally serious) Yeah, or we can go to the biosphere and get burgers
Girl 1: (totally serious) Yeah

—Leacock elevator

Girl (on cell phone): “You can’t marry him, he’s a crack dealer!”

—McLennan Library

Girl 1: Hey guys, guess what, today is Pi Day!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, cuz its 3/14! Nice!
Girl 3: Isn’t there another one of those holidays..like a pot one?
Girl 2: Yeah, its April 20th
Girl 1: Why 4/20?
Girl 2: Some smokers in California used to always get high at 4:20 in the afternoon.
Girl 1: That’s so cool! OMG, imagine how fun it’ll be when the year is 1420!
Girl 2: *pause* 1420 already happened…

—New Rez

*waiter is serving customers coffee*
Stoned at Breakfast 1: Dude, you realize I’m gonna have to pee like St. Nicholas when this coffee’s done.
Stoned at Breakfast 2: Saint Nicholas! As in, Santa Claus?
Stoned at Breakfast 1: The one and only.
—Place Milton

Guy: Yeah, you know, when I don’t blaze my OCD really comes out…

—-Prince Arthur

[four friends studying together; tired, delirious…except one]

Blonde: Well I’m really bloated because all I drink is milk…And I finished an entire bottle of ranch dressing in two days…so then I took three laxatives…yeah.

[A student raises his hand and asks a question]

Prof: Mike? Are you stoned again in class? Come on…you know there’s a time and place for everything. And after 4:00 is reefer time.

—Cognition

Girl: “Hey, how much was that eighth you bought last weekend?”
Guy: “Eighth? What’s an eighth? Is it like three-quarters?”

—Plateau

Stoned Guy: Do you have anything with, like, protein or cheese in it?
Stoned Girl: YOU’RE EATING JEWS???!!
Stoned Guy: Cheese! Not Jews, cheese!

—Rue Ste-Famille

[At around 2 in the afternoon]
Guy 1: Shit man, done with lectures for the day
Guy 2: Wanna do some coke and play DDR?
Guy 1: Sure!

—St. Laurent

(Stoners walk into a elevator)
Stoned Skinny Girl: I still cant figure out why it makes that sound.
(The skinny girl keeps knocking her fist into her lung. It makes a drum-like sound)
Stoned Skinny Girl: Its almost like my heart is thumping.
Stoned Guy: Maybe its like cause the lung is a cavity or something.
Skinny Stoned Girl: Even if its a cavity why would it make that sound?
(The stoners exit. Still confused)

– Molson Hall Elevator

[group of guys smoking in front of entrance]
Guy #1: It’s crazy getting roofied.
Guy #2: yeah, I got roofied once too.

–Outside Redpath Library

First Time Stoner Girl: Touch my hand!
Passing Guy: …uh…ok?
First Time Stoner Girl:: It’s….it’s…it’s evaporating!  I swear!
–Douglas Hall

High Guy: (Shouting) “Touch my hand it feels like Jesus!”
High Guy: (Shouting) “You’re very clever…physically”

–St Catherine’s

Stoned Boy #1: Hey, does taste exist?
Stoned Boy #2: No…
Stoned Boy #1: Then taste! (passes beer) Does it taste? Or does it feeeel?

–at Gardner Hall

Girl: Yeah I love my roommate, she’s–
Guy: Yeah–
Girl: great, but, I need my space. Like, stop doing coke off my desk…

On University Ave, toward Upper Rez

Stoned Guy: What if sea creatures have it right and we have it wrong?
–Gardner Hall

[Two guys totally baked wearing McGill sweatshirts]
Baked Guy 1: I wonder what would happen if we grew weed only using Fiji Water
Baked Guy 2: Dude…that’ll be dope

–Ultra on Parc at 3am