http://www.overheardatmcgill.com Crazy, Stupid, Funny, and Irreverent Things Overheard at McGill University Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Drunk girl (at 3 pm): No, I'm NOT hiding in my vagina!! I'm NOT hiding in my vagina!! - Lower Field http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/05/01/best-magic-school-bus-episode-ever/ Girl: In a dream, I gave birth to three ants, and then I smashed them. Boy: You have ants in your pants! - McLennan Library http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/27/at-least-its-not-crabs/ Girl 1: You are definitely sluttier than I am. Girl 2: No way. You are! Girl 1: You are sleeping with two guys. Girl 2: You sleep with guys and don't call them back...EVER. Girl 1: Is that slutty? - Cybertheque http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1-800-big-slut/ Girl: Are you doing 4/20? Guy: No, I'm not taking any 400 level classes. - Cybertheque http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/23/agri-420-medicinal-plants/ Girl 1: Oh my god my roommate hates the library. She says it's too crowded in Mcclennan and that our apartment is too dirty to study in. Girl 2: Well is she just not studying? Girl 1: No of course not! She rented a hotel room at the Ritz for the weekend! - ... http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/17/no-need-to-be-witty-on-this-one-are-you-fucking-kidding-me/ Girl 1: I think I have food poisoning. Girl 2: Yeah, it's going around. I had it the other day, so did my friend. It must be something in the air. - Schulich 5 http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/15/ill-have-the-carbon-and-oxygen-trio-but-can-i-replace-the-second-carbon-with-another-oxygen/ Ditsy girl: Yeah, there are so many terms I was unaware of, like I didn't even know what love handles were until this year. Ditsy girl's friend: You mean until you got them? - Douglas Cafeteria http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/14/what-does-more-cushion-for-the-pushin-mean/ Student: There are two things I hate this much: One is this program... The other is your mom. - Trottier http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/11/did-mothers-day-come-early-or-something/ Girl: Would you have sex with your mom for a million dollars? Boy: I'd have sex with my mom just to get laid. - New Rez Cafe http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/10/momilf-my-own-mom-id-like-to-fuck/ Student: Mcgill is the pimp, and we're its overworked hoes. - Trottier (Editor's Note: This is untrue. Due to recent events, we now understand that the T.A.s are, in fact, the overworked hoes.) http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/08/client-260183454/ Girl: The only positive thing the prof said about my paper is that I had good references. I didn't read them or anything, but I knew they were good. - Burnside Elevator http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/07/cited-in-wikipedia-2008/ International student: I got in a car accident on my way to the airport. Oblivious science student: OMG that's crazy, I just don't know how anyone manages to drive in Africa with no roads. - Burnside Basement http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/05/kinshasa-universitys-urban-planning-program-is-very-very-poor/ Girl (lounging on sofa, gets up to leave): Gotta go meet Flipper down by the docks, he's bringing me a shipment of cocaine. - Solin Hall http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/04/amk-freebase-willy/ Female sexual predator: I have a cookie jar in my pants and the lid is always open! - Solin Hall http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/03/amk-warts-those-are-chocolate-chips/ Guy: You do realize what you just did, right? You tied a Holocaust paper to Pokemon. - RVC http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/02/breaking-news-international-war-tribunal-rejects-pikachus-defense-of-i-was-only-following-orders/ Professor: I don't even turn on the television anymore. It's just violence. It's all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers. - 19th Century Philosophy http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/01/wasnt-that-the-season-finale-of-what-not-to-wear/ Guy: Avada Kedavra is so romantic! - McTavish http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/31/til-death-do-us-part/ Girl 1: Let's make a shrine Girl 2: Of what? Girl 3: Your mom. - RVC http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/31/thats-what-she-said/ Guy to girl: Yeah I've started research for that paper. I've pretty much gone to websites and seen that they exist. - Otto Maass before a poli sci class http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/30/i-think-they-load-therefore-they-are/ Girl 1: There isn't much gang violence in Montreal, or at least you don't hear about it. Girl 2: That's only because it's all in French. - RVC dorm http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/30/ils-nont-pas-de-sous-titres-pour-leurs-guerres-de-gangs-pour-tembeter/ Girl: Stop calling women objects or tools! Women are NOT tools! Guy: Of course they aren't tools. Tools are useful. - McGill Arena http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/28/you-still-screw-them/ Guy on the phone: I don't know bro...I mean, maybe I should've just lied and said I love her. - Redpath Library http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/27/little-white-lies-the-foundations-of-a-good-relationship/ Guy (on Cell Phone) "Dude, I know you totally just got out of jail, but it is going to be alright man school is great." - Outside Leacock http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/27/youll-totally-love-elementary-education/ Dude 1: I saw Rambo over the weekend. Dude 2: Was it good? Dude 1: It's good if you like action movies. You should see it. Dude 2, (trepidatiously): Yeah... I haven't seen the first ones, though. - cultural studies http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/26/dont-worry-youll-still-be-able-to-ferret-out-the-homosexual-overtones/ Student: You know, in the circular vascatory system...wait...don't overheard that! -Ghetto http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/03/24/im-sure-some-science-students-gets-this-joke-and-thinks-its-funny/