Overheard At McGill

Best. Magic School Bus Episode. Ever.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:10 +0000

Drunk girl (at 3 pm): No, I’m NOT hiding in my vagina!! I’m NOT hiding in my vagina!!
- Lower Field

At least it’s not crabs…

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:05:03 +0000

Girl: In a dream, I gave birth to three ants, and then I smashed them.
Boy: You have ants in your pants!
- McLennan Library

1-800-BIG-SLUT

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:09:50 +0000

Girl 1: You are definitely sluttier than I am.
Girl 2: No way. You are!
Girl 1: You are sleeping with two guys.
Girl 2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…EVER.
Girl 1: Is that slutty?
- Cybertheque

AGRI-420- Medicinal Plants

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:17:28 +0000

Girl: Are you doing 4/20?
Guy: No, I’m not taking any 400 level classes.
- Cybertheque

No need to be witty on this one: Are you fucking kidding me?

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:49:42 +0000

Girl 1: Oh my god my roommate hates the library. She says it’s too crowded in Mcclennan and that our apartment is too dirty to study in.
Girl 2: Well is she just not studying?
Girl 1: No of course not! She rented a hotel room at the Ritz for the weekend!
- Redpath cafeteria

I’ll have the Carbon and Oxygen Trio. But can I replace the second Carbon with another Oxygen?

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:34:40 +0000

Girl 1: I think I have food poisoning.
Girl 2: Yeah, it’s going around. I had it the other day, so did my friend. It must be something in the air.
- Schulich 5

What does “more cushion for the pushin’” mean?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:38:26 +0000

Ditsy girl: Yeah, there are so many terms I was unaware of, like I didn’t even know what love handles were until this year.
Ditsy girl’s friend: You mean until you got them?
- Douglas Cafeteria

Did Mother’s Day Come Early or something?

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:17:34 +0000

Student: There are two things I hate this much: One is this program… The other is your mom.
- Trottier

MOMILF: My Own Mom I’d Like to Fuck

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:36:36 +0000

Girl: Would you have sex with your mom for a million dollars?
Boy: I’d have sex with my mom just to get laid.
- New Rez Cafe

Client #260183454

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:42:33 +0000

Student: Mcgill is the pimp, and we’re its overworked hoes.
- Trottier
(Editor’s Note: This is untrue. Due to recent events, we now understand that the T.A.s are, in fact, the overworked hoes.)

Cited in Wikipedia (2008)

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:35:50 +0000

Girl: The only positive thing the prof said about my paper is that I had good references. I didn’t read them or anything, but I knew they were good.
- Burnside Elevator

Kinshasa University’s Urban Planning program is very, very poor.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:18:45 +0000

International student: I got in a car accident on my way to the airport.
Oblivious science student: OMG that’s crazy, I just don’t know how anyone manages to drive in Africa with no roads.
- Burnside Basement

Freebase Willy

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:58:08 +0000

Girl (lounging on sofa, gets up to leave): Gotta go meet Flipper down by the docks, he’s bringing me a shipment of cocaine.
- Solin Hall

Warts? Those are chocolate chips!

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:01:20 +0000

Female sexual predator: I have a cookie jar in my pants and the lid is always open!
- Solin Hall

Breaking News: International War Tribunal Rejects Pikachu’s Defense of “I was only following orders.”

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:48:03 +0000

Guy: You do realize what you just did, right? You tied a Holocaust paper to Pokemon.
- RVC

Wasn’t that the season finale of What Not To Wear?

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:35:34 +0000

Professor: I don’t even turn on the television anymore. It’s just violence. It’s all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.
- 19th Century Philosophy

‘Til death do us part.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:27:53 +0000

Guy: Avada Kedavra is so romantic!
- McTavish

That’s what she said?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:40:05 +0000

Girl 1: Let’s make a shrine
Girl 2: Of what?
Girl 3: Your mom.
- RVC

I think they load, therefore they are.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:47:07 +0000

Guy to girl: Yeah I’ve started research for that paper. I’ve pretty much gone to websites and seen that they exist.
- Otto Maass before a poli sci class

Ils n’ont pas de sous-titres pour leurs guerres de gangs pour t’embêter.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:43:03 +0000

Girl 1: There isn’t much gang violence in Montreal, or at least you don’t hear about it.
Girl 2: That’s only because it’s all in French.
- RVC dorm

You still “screw” them…

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:52:29 +0000

Girl: Stop calling women objects or tools! Women are NOT tools!
Guy: Of course they aren’t tools. Tools are useful.
- McGill Arena

Little White Lies: The Foundation of a Good Relationship

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:30:05 +0000

Guy on the phone: I don’t know bro…I mean, maybe I should’ve just lied and said I love her.
- Redpath Library

You’ll totally love Elementary Education.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:47:37 +0000

Guy (on Cell Phone) “Dude, I know you totally just got out of jail, but it is going to be alright man school is great.”
- Outside Leacock

Don’t worry, you’ll still be able to ferret out the homosexual overtones

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:36:28 +0000

Dude 1: I saw Rambo over the weekend.
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: It’s good if you like action movies. You should see it.
Dude 2, (trepidatiously): Yeah… I haven’t seen the first ones, though.
- cultural studies

I’m sure some science student gets this joke and thinks it’s funny.

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:25:32 +0000

Student: You know, in the circular vascatory system…wait…don’t overheard that!
-Ghetto