Overheard At McGill

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 17:14:12 +0000

Girl in Algebra 1 class: “What’s an integer?”
*teacher explains*
“Oh…..so it’s like a number?”

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 17:13:46 +0000

Prof: But that would be mental masturbation. It would not be necessary.

tdomf_9e22f — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 17:56:09 +0000

Drunk girl: It’s like a penis, only smaller…

At least not til Grad School.

tdomf_9e22f — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 02:56:06 +0000

40 year old woman: Psychology… is that like Extra Sensory Perception?

Psychology student: um, no.

—Stewart Biology, at the McGill Psychology Student Association booth:

Activities Night

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:56:03 +0000

Volunteer: “Hi, welcome to ______ club. Sign up to be a volunteer.”
Student: “Hi, do you get paid to volunteer?”

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 17:56:01 +0000

Prof: so using this website, you can all live like Renaissance millionaires by listening to all the music you want and having a big orgy

-leacock

The New Rez Diet

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 02:55:59 +0000

“How many calories are in Vitamin C…let’s go on an only Vitamin C diet”

She means his cock. (Part 2)

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 02:56:57 +0000

Girl 1: I kid you not, it was as big as his arm from elbow to wrist!
Girl 2: That would be seriously painful

She means cock. (Part 1)

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 02:55:52 +0000

Guy: What? You don’t eat meat?
Girl: Just because I’m vegan, doesn’t mean I don’t eat meat…*wink wink*

not the best reason

tdomf_9e22f — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 17:52:02 +0000

Girl 1; I can’t go to any of my classes today
Girl 2; why not ?
Girl 1: because I have to shower

–Bronfman Basement

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 17:51:59 +0000

Guy: You might as well not have a uterus.

-Milton Gates

The joys of working late

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:51:58 +0000

“So you run out of the lab screaming “I FOUND THE NEURON!!” and then you realize that it’s 4am and there’s no one there to hear you except your anesthetized cat” – McIntyre Medical

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 02:51:57 +0000

Guy: If God had a vagina it would probably taste pretty good.
–BMH

Why Floorcest is Unavoidable

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 02:51:55 +0000

Guy: “I’m so tired.”
Girl: “I’m so wet.”

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 02:51:53 +0000

Guy: I’ve decided to quit smoking marijuana so I’m gonna go on the nicotine patch.

-Redpath basement

It just came out…

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 02:51:52 +0000

Prof: They say that horses came from Poseidon spilling semen on a rock.
Guy: Why do Greek gods spill semen so much?

-FDA Auditorium

tdomf_9e22f — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 17:51:50 +0000

Prof: Rum makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside…makes me feel like dancing. Champagne makes me giddy, like a little girl.
-Leacock 26

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 17:49:34 +0000

Girl 1: Did you hear about the UFO some doctor saw this morning?
Girl 2: No… what’s UFO?
Girl 1: you know… like E.T.

- Leacock

Language Policies Interfering With Partying

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 17:49:31 +0000

“I don’t mind walking into a Dep and speaking to them first in french but you know there are some times where I’m just tired, there are some days where I’m just too hungover that french just does not come out of my mouth …it just does not!” – Arts Lounge

West-Siiiide

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 02:50:26 +0000

Guy: “Are the Northwest Territories on the West Coast? I never knew… (ponders)”

-Leacock Hallway

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 02:50:18 +0000

Guy 1: “Anybody knows Ben Harper?”
Guy 2:”Oh yeah, he’s like the Prime Minister of Canada or something…”

‘Cause love is that warm, wet feeling you get on the outside

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 22:28:40 +0000

Girl: If you loved someone, you’d pee on them, right?

- Bronfman

I told you not to leave The Bubble!

Overheard@McGill — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:40:23 +0000

Girl 1: So how are you liking Montreal?
Girl 2: I really like it, but there’s so many people who speak french, you know?

- Leacock 132

Mine is crossing the street…

Overheard@McGill — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:19:02 +0000

Girl: That’s what my skill is when I’m drunk – flushing toilets

- Burnside

A Simple ‘I’m Fine’ Would Have Sufficed

Overheard@McGill — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:35:33 +0000

Prof: I havn’t felt particularly horny lately, actually.

-Arts Legacy