Girl 1: OMG, so remember how Ben stopped talking to me and I was pissed but now I’m totally over it and whatever? Well, it turns out that what I didn’t know was that his mother was dying and he was held up at knife point for, like, 20 minutes and was going through post traumatic stress so…And then I went home for reading week and didn’t call him because I thought he wasn’t talking to and that was aparently like, the straw that broke the camel’s back, like he really needed me and I wasn’t there for him or something.
Girl 2: Wow, it’s like, thanks for making me feel like a total bitch
Girl 1: I know!

—Geog 202