Girl: She tastes like ass!
Bystanders: How does she know what ass tastes like?

–New Rez Caf

“Well of course you’re going to take an ugly person seriously because, like, what else do they have?”

—Milton/University

Girl #1 to Girl #2: You know who doesn’t deserve love…?

–Sherbrooke/University

Girl: I don’t get why Vegans don’t eat eggs. They’re not like meat.
Guy: I know, they’re unfertilized!
Girl: Ya.
Guy: It’s like not eating a period!  And who wouldn’t eat a period?!

girl: I thought that hermaphrodites were something made up by the media…like amnesia.

—New Rez

gay guy: That guy has serious potential.
girl: yeah, potential to reject you.

–Schulich Library

Hey everybody!

We’re Baaack!Sorry about the hiatus. For the record, blogger.com sucks. We just moved to a much more powerful system,WordPress, that is entirely hosted on our server. In other words, no more content blackouts. Plus, there are tons more little features that make the system just generally better, useful and entertaining.

You can check out old entries without having to use the Archives system, just by clicking “Next” on the bottom of every page. I know, pretty fucking intuitive, but, hey, like I said, Blogger.com sucks.

Thanks for sticking with us while we were down (strangely, traffic wasn’t sharply affected), and we look forward to rewarding your loyalty with improvements. If you notice any bugs, or have any problems with the new site, please let us know! We’re still doing some tinkering.
Cheers, and Keep on Eavesdropping

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Guy#1: “…so long story short, she slapped me, jumped off and put all her clothes on. She didn’t even give me a chance to explain that I consider ‘hefty’ a compliment.”
Guy#2: what a bitch.

–Arts Building

Girl: Whenever I’m snowboarding I always forget to blink.
–BMH