We will see ya next year. I mean, if you’re, like, into that…or whatever…

Girl: Sleeping with TAs isn’t slutty; it’s just good sense. It’s like buying insurance for your GPA.

- Milton

Guy: What do you think about euthanasia?
Girl: I think they’re tacky…
Guy: What?
-Schulich Library

Girl 1: What’s the Capital of Alaska?
Girl 2: Anchorage?
Girl 1: Let’s look at the map.
Girl 2: Oh my God, Alaska is attached to Canada!?! I always thought it was an island!

-McConnell

(discussing upcoming exam)

Student: As long as we’re giving relevant responses – it’s 4/20; go get high.
Prof: Best. Thread. Ever.

-WebCT

Girl: …and I took this course thinking it would be, like, easy, but, like, we’re learning stuff that, like, I’ve never learned before!

Guy: Yeah, totally…

-Molson

Girl: What’s a prophylactic? Does it make you poop?

-Milton Gates

Girl 1: You know she slept with the Le Main boy last night?
Girl 2: The one she lost her virginity to?
Girl 1: Nope.
Girl 2: Oh, was it the one she fucked before reading week?
Girl 1: Nope…

-Campus

Professor: Markets are like prostitutes. You give them money, and they do whatever you want.

ECON209

Professor: The slaughter industry is the biggest user of tampons in Canada.

-Class

Drunk girl: YOU smell like peppermint schnapps, too!
Sober girl: Actually, that’s my toothpaste…

–Durocher

Girl 1: If the guy is really big, wouldn’t you be more likely to get pregnant?
Girl 2: No, only when his balls are big.

- New Rez

Guy: I feel like a rapist when I open doors with gloves on.

–Leacock

Girl 1: I hate him! He’s always smoking and getting high and bringing girls home and shit.
Girl 2: Well, older brothers are like that.
Girl 1: No, no, he’s 13.

-Roddick Gates

Student 1:Where is the exam? Students are telling me different things… time and place please!?

TA: The midterm is in class.

Student 2: i looked up the building code for CLASS and couldn’t find it!!

-WebCT

Boy: I just got an interview with a law firm.
Girl: You want to be a lawyer?
Boy: No, I want to be a paralegal.
Girl: But… you can walk…

- Ghetto

Girl: I think formalism is stupid.
Guy: Yeah? Well I think deconstructionism is stupid!
Girl: YEAH?? Well maybe we should just break up!

-Campus

Calling all funny people! We are looking for new associate editors for the 2009-2010 year! 

Do you have a good sense of humo(u)r?  Do you think you’re witty? Are you going to be a McGill student next year? Then apply now! Or tell your friends! 

Here is what you have to do: Find 5 published Overheard posts that you think have mediocre headlines. Re-write said headlines. Then, send them along with an anecdotal e-mail telling us a little about yourself. 

Please send all e-mails to Jeremy@overheardatmcgill.com. 

Applications are due March 31st (2009). You must be a McGill student to apply.

Guy: Why would anyone name a city WATER-LOO??

-Otto Mass

Girl: Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

-McGill Bookstore